phoenix is crazy enough to where if he couldn’t handle studying law he would have stuck to his art degree, finish that out, and then end up as a storyboarder or something for the steel samurai in an attempt to find edgeworth at a comic con eight years down the line. and what’s crazier is that it would have 100% worked better than the lawyer thing
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’
- ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’
- alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again
- ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’
- weird slang terms
- ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’
- vague embarrassment regarding ur accent
- ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’
- ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’
- no real hugs :((
- suffering
- fahrenheit vs celsius
- the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
thought about ushijima wakatoshi’s hypothetical home life for more than three seconds 17 dead 3732 injured
you’re telling me he was raised to refer to his parents with extremely respectful terms. you’re telling me the only person who advocated for him as a child moved overseas. you’re telling me he spent years alone in that giant house with people he knew had wanted to change him to fit into arbitrary standards of what is correct. you’re telling me
